{"product_id":"uncle-sam-s-dysfunctional-child-t-shirt","title":"Uncle Sam’s Dysfunctional Child T-Shirt","description":"A comfortable, lightweight tee with a bold, satirical graphic that speaks to patriotic irony and hard-edged humor. The soft ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin while the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean. The back features a vivid, distressed illustration of an Uncle Sam figure surrounded by symbolic elements (flag, helmet, tactical gear) and the text “Uncle Sam’s Dysfunctional Child,” while a smaller emblem sits on the chest. Wear it to start conversations, make a statement, or lean into a rebellious, Americana aesthetic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (blends for select heathers)\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and DTF\/DTG printed graphics for sharp, durable imagery\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified materials and EU 2-year warranty; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":52159169855717,"sku":"13406824260283782197","price":43.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":52159169888485,"sku":"17596395175166208661","price":43.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":52159169921253,"sku":"18875495066940418793","price":43.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":52159169954021,"sku":"20598023914809773769","price":44.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":52159169986789,"sku":"37397419443193022280","price":46.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":52159170019557,"sku":"16401422903656486000","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0776\/5059\/1973\/files\/10926647509081029562_2048.jpg?v=1787620584","url":"https:\/\/www.camoandcarnage.com\/products\/uncle-sam-s-dysfunctional-child-t-shirt","provider":"Camo \u0026 Carnage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}